T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you'd like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let's just say these fart noises can't sound any more real! It has 2 pieces - the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere - at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby's diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to "let it rip"! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! Each retails for $29.99 each in stores.
T.J. Wiseman Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

Gag Gifts - Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

Gag Gifts - Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

Gag Gifts - Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

• Magical mouth spray that gives you an Irish accent in an instant!
• Spearmint flavoured breath spray
• Just one spritz activates invisible language receptors in the mouth
• whilst freshening your breath!
• 7.5 ml (0.25 fl oz)
• Please note that this is a novelty item and will not actually make you talk like an Irishman

Gag Gifts - Instant Irish Accent Breath Spray

Barack Obama Toilet Paper, 3-Pack

Barack Obama Toilet Paper, 3-Pack

Barack Obama Toilet Paper, 3-Pack

 I thought this would be a great gag gift for Christmas and it ended up being a huge hit. A roll was immediately placed in the guest bathroom before everyone came over for dinner. Our first guest to use the restroom came out laughing and then informed everyone who ever bought the toilet paper was ripped off. I went in to see what he was talking about. The only sheets with Obama's face on it were the ones visible from the outer layer. After those few sheets it's just cheap, inexpensive, plain toilet paper. We looked at the other two and sure enough - Obama's face is on about 5 sheets wrapped around a terrible roll of cheap toilet paper! It was a gag gift, so it didn't really matter but I was angry I spent $20 on something I could have easily made at home for a lot less.

Barack Obama Toilet Paper, 3-Pack